We know you love your grot!

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Tue 3 Aug 2010, 14:00, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

Legal grot, sure ;)

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 3 Aug 2010, 14:01, Reply)

Is that bona fide?

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Tue 3 Aug 2010, 14:04, Reply)

hur hur
boner
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 3 Aug 2010, 14:05, Reply)

*spang* Takes half the excitement out of it, surely?
Whatever happened to the frisson of a thrill from the risk of being caught as your mother leaves a cup of tea and a biscuit by the computer before going back downstairs to weep for the fate of her once-beloved progeny?
(LongJohnBaldry, Tue 3 Aug 2010, 14:06, Reply)

Looking at normal, legal porn all day can get boring
A couple of times I've seen some Grade A awesome porn, and had to do my best to remain professional and objective, and not whip it out for a quick one off the wrist.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 3 Aug 2010, 14:08, Reply)

Surely you must be allowed to nip off to the gents' for five minutes, on compassionate grounds alone?
...so, what is it that you actually do? Are you a sort of InterwebPoliceType or are you being paid by a medical research council as a volunteer for testing the effects of "2 girls 1 cup" and all the rest on a person's mind?
(LongJohnBaldry, Tue 3 Aug 2010, 14:10, Reply)

Computer Forensics
For a private company, who get a lot of work from Police forces.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 3 Aug 2010, 14:20, Reply)

What constitutes
'awesome' porn? It's not a word I would ever have naturally associated with internet grot...
(berk, Tue 3 Aug 2010, 14:42, Reply)

Just porn that's hot
Which invariably isn't fake-chested, bottle-blonde bimbos faking their way through an orgasm.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 3 Aug 2010, 14:43, Reply)