nope, you said something about duelling with me with a wet fish in another thread
this puts you in the same league as Becky, al and Gonz in my books, so we're now sworn enemies, and I will do my utmost to attend the next bash and seduce/facerape your woman
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 15:17, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

So we're on for the duel then?
*selects halibut*
(Bicycle Repairman "you're also a bit of a wanker", Fri 6 Aug 2010, 15:19, Reply)

hell yeah, bitch
I've got a motherflipping 9lb salmon with your name on it, you lycra shorts wearing homo
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 15:20, Reply)

Halibut beats a salmon any day of the week.
Plus, I'm a baggy shorts man.
(Bicycle Repairman "you're also a bit of a wanker", Fri 6 Aug 2010, 15:20, Reply)

don't lie to me
I've seen the pictures
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 15:23, Reply)

What, of the halibut?

(Bicycle Repairman "you're also a bit of a wanker", Fri 6 Aug 2010, 15:23, Reply)

of your cock bulge in tight shorts
I think it was me who posted them
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 15:28, Reply)