I agree with the Amberl^ and Vipros
Trying to lose weight will depress you, make you more tired, and in turn cause you to eat more fatty foods and do less exercise.
I'd suggest trying to be happy with yourself teh way you are, sort out any other problems you may be having, and you'll find that you'll naturally eat a fairly balanced healthy diet, as well as jsut doing more.

Problem solved. Next please.
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 15:22, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

^What Bert said
There's a lot of sense in this.
(Bicycle Repairman "you're also a bit of a wanker", Fri 6 Aug 2010, 15:28, Reply)

I'm so gonna punch you in the tits
like RIGHT in in the tits
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 15:29, Reply)

With your Salmon?

(Bicycle Repairman "you're also a bit of a wanker", Fri 6 Aug 2010, 15:30, Reply)

salmon can't punch
I'll be forcing that down your throat like a bullimic petrel, as I repeatedly punch your manmaries
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 15:31, Reply)

Is that your special move (tm)?

(Bicycle Repairman "you're also a bit of a wanker", Fri 6 Aug 2010, 15:32, Reply)

yeah
Brian Blessed will be on the sidelines bellowing 'FINISH HIM', and then you'll be proper fucked
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 15:34, Reply)

I was greatly amused at the "Bullimic Petrel" bit

(Bicycle Repairman "you're also a bit of a wanker", Fri 6 Aug 2010, 15:36, Reply)

glad to hear it
you may have noticed I've done a few sea bird jokes recently, it's because they're all names of ships I've organised wortk on
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 15:38, Reply)