Freshly stolen from the sikcipedia
It was reported today that a ginger woman had been raped. Police are still trying to establish a motive.

Why don't autobiographies ever end with the person writing a book?

My son came in from school the other day and said "dad, there's a boy in my class calling me gay", I said,"punch the little twat", he said "I can't, he's sooooo cute"!!

I've just been dumped by my girlfriend. She found me creepy because I have a nickname for my penis.

Guess now that I'm single again, I'll have to take Matters into my own hands.

They have alot of crap jokes there
(Bret Mong Keys Eggs has wet his weapon, Wed 18 Aug 2010, 10:31, Reply)