since I'm sure there'll be
an innocent Lancashire lass somewhere in the book, and you have prior experience, do join in
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 15:32, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

I like where this is going.

(LongJohnBaldry, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 15:32, Reply)

Seduced by the under-secretary
in a suprise reversal of Lady Chatterly's Lover. Swept off his feet by her powerful arms
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 15:33, Reply)

"Oh, yes," he stammered
as he realised what a superb view of her shapely buttocks he had from the secure position of her fireman's lift.
(LongJohnBaldry, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 15:36, Reply)

This made me laugh far too hard

( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 15:38, Reply)

Laugh? Laugh?!?
This is supposed to be EROTIC, woman!
(LongJohnBaldry, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 15:39, Reply)

Oops I'll remedy that
'Alreet soir," she said huskily. "It woon't be a cup of tea you'll want arfter this." And with that she tossed him down on the grassy meadow and promptly got to work."
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 15:41, Reply)

And get to work she did,
as she fell upon him, caressing and fondling his pasty, delicate frame. Pinned to the ground, he felt his temperature rise, his blood surge.

He wriggled free and, leaping upon her with passionate fervour, yelled "En Garde!" and slapped her back and forth across the face with his engorged tadger. As she moaned in a vaguely sensual way, he murmured
"Oh, you love it, don't you, you dirty bitch?"
She breathed heavily and siad,
"Actually, that's...kind of annoying. I only just washed my hair this morning."
"Oh. Sorry..." he replied sheepishly.
"Just get behind me and give me a good ramming."
(LongJohnBaldry, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 15:56, Reply)

"With pleasure miss," he said
gratifying her with the delicacy of his address, to one of her low station (hands and knees,) and with the alacrity indeed of one of her father's sheep, thrust himself with close to criminal force and hitting his mark with ease.
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 15:59, Reply)