I don't want to give many details
as my BFF hates that type of story, but I was attached to the toilet most of the night. I still don't know if it's going to be safe for me to take the plane down to London in a few hours.

Didn't you sleep well?
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Fri 10 Sep 2010, 8:29, 2 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

fuck that, can't be a long flight get a massive cork. Played casrds and did a Monty amount
of massive drugs my body has turned to stone.
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Fri 10 Sep 2010, 8:34, Reply)

I'll see how I'm feeling at 10
But I had never gone through anything like this... It's so embarrassing.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Fri 10 Sep 2010, 8:40, Reply)

yeah but it's a plane full of people you'll
never see again so if you need to camp out in the toilet do it. Just try not to look suspicious considering the date and what not. You'll have the plane police kicking the door down.
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Fri 10 Sep 2010, 8:42, Reply)

And that would be embarrassing
if the other passengers saw you with your pants round your ankles.
( K2k6 has a proper job these days, Fri 10 Sep 2010, 8:44, Reply)

Drink loads of water to keep you hydrated
and don't eat anything until your symptoms have improved.

You'll be fine to fly.
( K2k6 has a proper job these days, Fri 10 Sep 2010, 8:35, Reply)

I'm drinking a lot of water
with this dehydration medicine that has some salts and that. I hope I'll be ok soon.

The weirdest thing is that I'm not in pain at all, I feel perfectly well, but I'm clearly not.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Fri 10 Sep 2010, 8:41, Reply)

Sound like a touch of stress related IBS.
Try to relax a bit, and work out what you are worried about.
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Fri 10 Sep 2010, 8:44, Reply)

She's probably worried
about having the shits.
( K2k6 has a proper job these days, Fri 10 Sep 2010, 8:45, Reply)

Hahaha!
That's why I come over here. You, people, are very funny.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Fri 10 Sep 2010, 8:47, Reply)

Oooh, a feedforward control loop.
The more she worries about shitting, the more she shits.

We need a device to break the loop, or she'll implode captain.
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Fri 10 Sep 2010, 8:49, Reply)

LoL.
Captain's log.
(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Fri 10 Sep 2010, 8:50, Reply)