I really do, it's not the attention or the way everybody insults me though
it's causing minor inconvenience to people who are really far up their arses, it gets me off faster than a gazelle on one of those dildo sex machines
(The Cat Hater punch a cow for the planet, Fri 10 Sep 2010, 9:59, 1 reply, 14 years ago)

Yup
'causing minor inconvenience' really is BRILLIANT, isn't it?

Have a good look at yourself you fucking helmet.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 10 Sep 2010, 10:09, Reply)

It gets me wetter than an otter in a washing machine

(The Cat Hater punch a cow for the planet, Fri 10 Sep 2010, 10:12, Reply)

honestly, posting links in the subject header was probabyl my favourite cat hater thing to do
because I knew it meant you'd have to copy/paste the URL, fucking sexy that was
(The Cat Hater punch a cow for the planet, Fri 10 Sep 2010, 10:16, Reply)

Get the fuck off this message board
for everyone's sake you tedious schmuck. Force yourself off it. Apply security settings so that you need a password to access b3ta and make that password too complicated to remember. We will all benefit; you most of all I reckon.
(Mr Big Stuff, Fri 10 Sep 2010, 11:28, Reply)

http://b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post860598

(The Cat Hater punch a cow for the planet, Fri 10 Sep 2010, 11:33, Reply)