As if he hasn't already
Poor kid needs Esther Ransons direct dial tattooed to her forehead
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Fri 10 Sep 2010, 10:18, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

I wouldn't do that, ever
I made a mistake's all. My little girl is, and will grow up to be a far better, much more well-adjusted person than I ever will be because I can see the signs, I know what to look for and I know that most of my problems are inherited.
(The Cat Hater punch a cow for the planet, Fri 10 Sep 2010, 10:21, Reply)

I don't give a fuck
you will rape her and kill her before killing yourself. That's all I need to know about you.
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Fri 10 Sep 2010, 10:23, Reply)

I'm coming round your house for Scrabble aren't I?

(The Cat Hater punch a cow for the planet, Fri 10 Sep 2010, 10:30, Reply)

you have my address
If you decide that the help of a stranger is what you need. Come round. I will give you 5 minutes to convince me you are normal before calling a doctor.
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Fri 10 Sep 2010, 10:33, Reply)

ok, I'll pop round at some point
might even bring the little 'un, and you'll see that actually I'm a fairly normal bloke and we'll hug it out like men
(The Cat Hater punch a cow for the planet, Fri 10 Sep 2010, 10:35, Reply)

I'd rather you didn't
I see enough child abuse in text books I don't want to rush into experiencing the real thing.
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Fri 10 Sep 2010, 10:40, Reply)

Fred fucking West
was a better, much more well-adjusted person than you ever will be
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 10 Sep 2010, 10:25, Reply)

probably, Monty
but at least I, despite mistakes of gigantic proportions, still get to spend three days a week being a good dad. Have you ever done that once in your daughter's entire life?
(The Cat Hater punch a cow for the planet, Fri 10 Sep 2010, 10:30, Reply)