Tempting though that might be
hitting him would have gotten me charged with assault and battery and might have landed me in jail. Sometimes it's better to wind someone up and let them do something stupid on their own.

In truth what really bothers me about the whole damn thing is that it feels a bit like getting a mong to punch themselves in the face. I had a battle of wits with an unarmed person. I was punching far below my weight in this matter.
( The Resident Loon Not a demographic. Do not measure., Tue 14 Sep 2010, 23:26, Reply)