Nothing, providing you don't claim to be in possession of a pair of testicles.

(LongJohnBaldry, Sun 19 Sep 2010, 19:46, 1 reply, 14 years ago)

Or functioning tastebuds.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Sun 19 Sep 2010, 19:47, Reply)

well I have tastebuds
not having had them burnt off from obscenely spicy curries
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sun 19 Sep 2010, 19:49, Reply)

korma is basically Malibu with lumps.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Sun 19 Sep 2010, 19:51, Reply)

Think of it as a perverse form of natural selection
If you besiege your tongue with a seemingly endless supply of Madras* then only the strongest and most refined tastebuds will survive, allowing you to discern the finest tastes. And then you'll be knocking back stout and chowing down pork-scratching-vindaloos with the best of us.

*_{Yes, I am still technically a student and can therefore justify cooking like one}
(LongJohnBaldry, Sun 19 Sep 2010, 19:52, Reply)