Take her on a camping holiday
Up in Northumbria, re-tracing "Raoul's Route."

Fun and educational.
(LongJohnBaldry, Sun 19 Sep 2010, 19:55, 2 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

"MONTY! IT'S ME, GAZZA!"

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Sun 19 Sep 2010, 19:56, Reply)

"GAZZA! Perfect timing, you degenerate northern pillock. We were just about to have some dinner by the campfire."
"Why aye, Monty, alreet if I join yuz, like?"
"Well, we'll struggle to get rid of you either way. We were just getting for our little pre-dinner ritual. Perhaps as our guest, you'd like to lead?"
"So, is yuz, like saying Grace or summat?"
"Sort of...well, how well do you remember The Lord's Prayer?"
(LongJohnBaldry, Sun 19 Sep 2010, 20:00, Reply)

Gazza would be boss at that.

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Sun 19 Sep 2010, 20:02, Reply)

The crying aspect, certainly.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Sun 19 Sep 2010, 20:13, Reply)

A tour of Rothbury's storm drains would be just the ticket.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Sun 19 Sep 2010, 19:57, Reply)

I might come with you
Gather a bit more home-brew while I'm there
(LongJohnBaldry, Sun 19 Sep 2010, 20:04, Reply)