I think the 20,000 calories bit does that pretty well
I'm also surprised he's the nation's 2nd favourite DJ - but for opposite reasons. He has an audience of 8million, so who the hell - now Terry Wogan has retired - is ahead of him?
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 23 Sep 2010, 15:53, 1 reply, 14 years ago)

I fucking hated Wogan as well
I really dislike almost all radio though.

I particularly hate the bit where they have any kind of audience participation. I don't give a shit who wants a shout out. I don't give a flying fuck who is doing what with their evening.

Stupid cunts the lot of them.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 23 Sep 2010, 15:58, Reply)

Jesus
In other, more light-hearted news, I'm currently undergoing two seperate text conversations, both with lesbians, and even though I know it's fruitless I'm doing that thing where you hope the new message received is from the hotter one of the two.

That is all
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 23 Sep 2010, 16:08, Reply)

my burning hatred for these things
keeps me a generally positive and upbeat person
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 23 Sep 2010, 16:10, Reply)

I don't think it counts if you have to subscribe

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 23 Sep 2010, 16:11, Reply)

That is by far the funniest thing I've ever seen you post
Genuine officelol
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 23 Sep 2010, 16:14, Reply)