really the only course of action is to gather up a mob of villagers
pummel him into a ball with mattocks and launch him from a trebuchet at the French.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 23 Sep 2010, 16:24, 1 reply, 14 years ago)

Hopefully they will already have a pyre of burning sheep and cars waiting at his landing site
and as he crashes into a fiery crater of oblivion, the last thing he hears will be people drinking wine and eating cheese and saying "haw he haw he haw" as they laugh at his dreadfully northern way of crying out in agony.

Trebuchets: solving life's problems by relocating them to somewhere far away from you.
(LongJohnBaldry, Thu 23 Sep 2010, 16:25, Reply)

I'm sure we could come to some kind of arrangement with them
by pointing a gun and watching them capitulate.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 23 Sep 2010, 16:27, Reply)

Just tell them the unemployment is all his fault,
and that he's a closet Arab who doesn't like wine.
(LongJohnBaldry, Thu 23 Sep 2010, 16:29, Reply)

that is certain to do the trick

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 23 Sep 2010, 16:32, Reply)