Q: How many potatoes does it take to kill an Irishman?
A: None
(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Fri 24 Sep 2010, 14:26, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

Best joke ever (apart from the Noddy Holder joke)

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 24 Sep 2010, 14:47, Reply)

What's the Noddy Holder one?

(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Fri 24 Sep 2010, 14:59, Reply)

*ahem*
It's set in 1974: Noddy is shopping in a trendy boutique. He tries on a pair of gold lame loon pants, and is admiring them in the mirror when the assistant asks if he'd like to try on a silver shirt too, which he does, and that looks fantastic too.

The outfit's really taking shape. Then the assistant says "would sir like a kipper tie?"

"Not 'alf, I'm parched. Milk and two sugars, please"
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 24 Sep 2010, 15:10, Reply)

Worst joke
in history.
( Kroney, Fri 24 Sep 2010, 15:12, Reply)

How dare you!

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 24 Sep 2010, 15:22, Reply)

And I'm including
Women's Lib in that.
( Kroney, Fri 24 Sep 2010, 15:32, Reply)

I think you'll find I posted a far worse one this morning

(LongJohnBaldry, Fri 24 Sep 2010, 15:27, Reply)

10/10
Can't believe I haven't heard that before
(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Fri 24 Sep 2010, 15:12, Reply)

I get too excited by the time I get to the punchline
and so completely blurt it out in a rubbish brummie accent
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 24 Sep 2010, 16:03, Reply)