I'm glad she's ok now
as I laugh at anything that involves face hitting.

Which is why I laugh at Lampito so much
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 27 Sep 2010, 11:46, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

it really looked like she'd been punched in the eye
while we were waiting in the hospital some old dude came in who had cut his finger off pruning the roses or something. He went round the group of people there asking who was in for what. Got to my mrs, looked at her, looked at her face, looked at me and then moved on.

I spent two weeks with everyone looking at me like I was beating my mrs.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 27 Sep 2010, 11:50, Reply)

you should have shouted at him in your best camp voice
"Don't judge me dhaarrrling, I'm saving her!"

Or made her wear clown makeup
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 27 Sep 2010, 11:53, Reply)

haha
if it ever arises again I will do just that
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 27 Sep 2010, 11:53, Reply)