and also:
Painting (Renoir, Cezanne, Gauguin, Monet)
Philosophy (Descartes,Voltaire, Rousseau, Camus, Sartre)
Literature (Dumas, Verne, Balzac, Flaubert, Zola, Proust)
(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 10:38, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Balzac lost all credibility
when he was namechecked by Blur
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 10:40, Reply)

Balzac lost all credibility
when people realised his name sounded like 'ballsack'.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 10:41, Reply)

I've heard you like Balzac, especially on your chin.

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 10:42, Reply)

Does this count as mindpiss?
Both points are very well delivered so I'm prepared to waive it if so
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 10:43, Reply)

It's 'semi piss' which, as we all know, is very difficult to do.
Right chaps?
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 10:46, Reply)

I'll high-five you after you've washed your hands.

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 10:47, Reply)

And the walls.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 10:57, Reply)

Extremely difficult and often painful.

(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 10:47, Reply)

and inaccurate

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 10:59, Reply)

I don't like their 'letters' though.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 10:40, Reply)

Or their toast

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 10:41, Reply)

their method of kissing is quite pleasurable though
not that I have ever frenched a frenchwoman, they might be rubbish at it
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 10:45, Reply)

They just consider it kissing

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 10:46, Reply)

like the nuts in brazil?

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 10:51, Reply)

*finger pistols*

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 10:55, Reply)