there's a book called The History of the World in 10 and a half chapters (or something)
which is mostly shit from what I remember but one of the stories in it is about Noah's Ark from the point of view of a stowaway. It goes on about how Noah was a drunk who had a liking for the taste of things like griffin and dragon, which explains why there aren't any of those left. He also deliberately lost one of the other arks because his son who was in charge of it was annoying him or something.

At the end of the story it turns out the stowaway narrator is a woodworm.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 10:15, Reply)