That is slanderous.
Never in a million years would I do such a thing. Although I do have a habit of encountering MASSIVE DRUGS wherever I go in the world.

Never deliberately though, I hasten to add. I went out to see my father and popped out for a pint in the student pub in Williamsburg, within an hour I'd managed to attract the local conspiracy theory nut, who had mountains of coke and weed.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 9 Nov 2010, 8:42, Reply)