A refinement.
I have previously given this some thought. Not a lot mind. Here goes but be warned it isn’t cheap or easy...

1. Create a plastic sheet room in the middle of a remote field.
2. While thoroughly depilated and naked, use a global knife to end chosen victim. Put knife in hydrogen peroxide.
3. Put victim through a log chipper and collect resultant goop in an oil drum at least 4 times larger than volume of said victim.
4. Wash log chipper through with pressurised hydrogen peroxide which will be collected in the oil drum.
5. Stir goop and hydrogen peroxide together for at least 3 hours. Pour mixture down stormdrain. Flush away with more hydrogen peroxide.
6. Burn plastic sheet room and mix resultant ashes with sulphuric acid. Pour down storm drain, flush with more hydrogen peroxide and then with tanker full of water.
7. Have very thorough bleachy shower.
7. Go home and sit back with a good brandy and a cigar, warm in the knowledge of a job well done.

Alternatively just say a big boy did it and ran away. It’s worked before.
(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Thu 11 Nov 2010, 10:18, Reply)