Sadly not.
My dear brother's 'Dragon's Den' type idea that he's been planning for about twenty years is a door knocker shaped like a baby seal, with the knocking part that looks like a club. With that and the 'Auschwitz garden gates' scheme we're plotting, our family's fortunes are sure to be restored AND THEN SOME.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 12 Nov 2010, 10:33, 2 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

I would buy that door knocker

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 12 Nov 2010, 10:34, Reply)

Might I suggest
When the club smacks the seal, a small soundbyte of a chorus of PETA/Greenpeace activists shouting "WHY?!!" with all their trustafarian fury blast out from a hidden speaker.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 12 Nov 2010, 10:36, Reply)

that would be amazing

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 12 Nov 2010, 10:39, Reply)

Other soundbytes could include:
"You MONSTER!" or a short blast of The Vengaboys 'We're going to Ibiza'.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 12 Nov 2010, 10:41, Reply)

Or 'In Da Club' by 50 Cent

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 12 Nov 2010, 10:43, Reply)

I was just thinking that myself
Or 'Clubbed to Death' by Rob D.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 12 Nov 2010, 10:47, Reply)

Nightclubbing - David Essex - y'know, for night time.

(Cave Duck, Fri 12 Nov 2010, 10:51, Reply)

Or anything by Seal

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 12 Nov 2010, 10:52, Reply)

Actually, Sealclubbing by Half Man Half Biscuit.
I don't know why I didn't think of that before.
(Cave Duck, Fri 12 Nov 2010, 10:58, Reply)

Genius!

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 12 Nov 2010, 10:36, Reply)