Old People Talk Bollocks"My Gran calls the remote control The Wisher" writes Kim, "and LA Law, Lah Law." Do you know any old people? Are they as inventive or creatively befuddled as this?
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Fraser has joined the Moomins., Thu 11 Mar 2004, 13:38)
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Whilst driving throughNottingham in January, with ground all covered in snow, on of my colleagues spotted an Ice cream salesman. He remarked, "How odd, you wouldn't think it worth their while in this weather". Alec, a bloke in his late 60's due to retire, pipes up, "Actually kid this is their busiest time of year". What a cock
He also told me, after me reading an article about the steering on Mondeo's going to the left due to a fault, that Ford has engineered this in case you fell asleep at the wheel, it would gradually take you off the road on the left.
Stupid old fucker.
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DrPoppers Touched by his noodly appendage, Thu 11 Mar 2004, 13:54,
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