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"My Gran calls the remote control The Wisher" writes Kim, "and LA Law, Lah Law." Do you know any old people? Are they as inventive or creatively befuddled as this?

(, Thu 11 Mar 2004, 13:38)
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old people and the wierdest they spout
My gran, ninety last week, frequently calls me on my mobile. As I work, this means she frequently gets through to my voicemail, where she will conduct a small conversation with the automated voice telling her to leave a message... thus, I recieve messages that begin with my grandmother thanking the woman in a posh voice, then pausing before slipping back into her Nottingham accent and leaving a surreal message, 'Matt, its mama, must tell you that the fishmonger on the market reckons he's out of crab next week but I don't like it anyway so I can't say i'm too upset etcetc'. When I eventually get to talk to her she acts as if there may be a hint of romance between telephone automatic voice woman and I....'so she was working for you again then Trumple, she sounds very well bought up'.
Still, where theres a will theres an expectant grandson...
(, Thu 11 Mar 2004, 16:14, Reply)

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