Old People Talk Bollocks"My Gran calls the remote control The Wisher" writes Kim, "and LA Law, Lah Law." Do you know any old people? Are they as inventive or creatively befuddled as this?
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Fraser has joined the Moomins., Thu 11 Mar 2004, 13:38)
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My Grandma (RIP)my grandma was lovely, bless her, but she didn't have a lot of money.
one day she opened her freezer and found a steak that she'd forgotten all about. salivating with excitement, she put it to defrost and scuttled into todmorden to buy some chips to go with it. imagine her disappointment when she got home and opened the kitchen door to find a soggy pair of tights in a pool on the table... she'd put them in there after reading that it would prevent ladders.
upon being asked by my mathematically geeky younger brother how many mince pies would be left if a gross had been baked and eleven dozen eaten, she replied in horror: "well i 'avent eaten them all".
bless!
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rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 12 Mar 2004, 13:39,
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