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"My Gran calls the remote control The Wisher" writes Kim, "and LA Law, Lah Law." Do you know any old people? Are they as inventive or creatively befuddled as this?

(, Thu 11 Mar 2004, 13:38)
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Crazy Grandfather
I have the craziest grandfather on the planet. When he has trouble exiting the car, he says, "Don't do me no favours, feet."

I made a movie once in a film class and was screening it for my family. He walked into the room, not knowing that it was my movie, and said, "What's this shitty picture?"

He also calls restaurants funny names. We have an International House of Pancakes nearby. He calls it, "Pancake House." We have a Chinese restaurant nearby called Mr. Chan's. He calls it, "General Chink's."

Crazy, bollock-talkin' granddad.
(, Fri 12 Mar 2004, 15:09, Reply)

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