
Sometimes, just sometimes, old people say something worth listening to. Ok, so it's like picking the needle out of a whole haystack of mis-remembered war stories, but those gems should be celebrated.
Tell us something worthwhile an old-type person has told you.
Note, we're leaving the definition of old up to you, you smooth-skinned youngsters.
( , Thu 19 Jun 2008, 16:16)
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Many moons ago I was sitting on the bus returning from a boring day at 6th form when two old duffers get on the bus.
Now one of these poor old sods had a stinking cold. The other elderly gentleman offered the following advice "All you need to cure a cold is a cup of hot milk and a bottle of Whiskey." Apparently all you have to do is "Drink the bottle of whiskey before the milk gets cold."
Never mind the quality feel the width.
( , Thu 19 Jun 2008, 16:57, 2 replies)

cure the cold, but being so drunk, you wouldnt give a flying monkeys!
In all, good advice!
( , Thu 19 Jun 2008, 20:15, closed)

It's a litre of red wine and a whole bulb of raw garlic.
( , Fri 20 Jun 2008, 11:02, closed)
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