Advice from Old PeopleSometimes, just sometimes, old people say something worth listening to. Ok, so it's like picking the needle out of a whole haystack of mis-remembered war stories, but those gems should be celebrated.
Tell us something worthwhile an old-type person has told you.
Note, we're leaving the definition of old up to you, you smooth-skinned youngsters.
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chthonic, Thu 19 Jun 2008, 16:16)
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my own advice to younger relatives and / or mates...Since I am coming up to the dreaded 40th this year, I suppose I qualify as old to some of these young whippersnappers... - and so I have formulated some advice of my own that I like to give out to 'em...
Never, ever, EVER do a drug involving a needle. Full stop.
If you are doing a new drug, then make damn sure there is a "spirit guide" there with you: someone who has taken the drug before and can guide you through the many wonderful stages of intoxication, and can keep you supplied with water or whatever it is that you need to stay safe.
If you are going out on a bender, make sure there is a mate there with you to get you home - and by the same token, make damn sure your mates get home OK when it is THEIR turn to get out of their tree.
Never do any sex - EVER - that hurts, either physically or emotionally. Apart from that - go for it!
Unless you literally intend to marry the person you are currently shagging then ALWAYS use a condom.
And that's it: kept me safe, sane and disease free through five very debauched years at Uni!
(, Thu 19 Jun 2008, 18:21, 4 replies)
Me and my mister...... never intend to marry.
Mostly because we both think it's silly and are more than happy to be together forever as we are....
So no literally. Aha!
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vix0r was not Matthew on, Thu 19 Jun 2008, 21:41,
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I must put my glasses on...I read Vix0r's reply as 'Me and my sister'
*shakes head*
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chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Thu 19 Jun 2008, 22:46,
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^ ^I did the same thing but I don't wear glasses. Time to change the type size.....
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flirting with badgers What? It sounded good at the time., Fri 20 Jun 2008, 1:57,
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Nothing involving needles?*throws insulin in bin
How long will it take for me to feel better?
(, Sun 22 Jun 2008, 18:44, closed)
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