Advice from Old PeopleSometimes, just sometimes, old people say something worth listening to. Ok, so it's like picking the needle out of a whole haystack of mis-remembered war stories, but those gems should be celebrated.
Tell us something worthwhile an old-type person has told you.
Note, we're leaving the definition of old up to you, you smooth-skinned youngsters.
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chthonic, Thu 19 Jun 2008, 16:16)
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Oh old people...My grandparents on my mother's side swear by the medicinal purposes of alcohol.
"A pint of Guiness a day..."
They live on the stuff, take heed of the present tense. It can't be that bad then...
(, Thu 19 Jun 2008, 22:01, 1 reply)
GuinnessThat stuff is the drink of demons. It makes me fucking sick just looking at the stuff nevermind drinking a pint of it a day! Frankly I'd rather drink a pint of old man's piss. With all spunk on the rim of the glass. I've had some awful nights on Guinness, one in particular springs to mind where I ended up throwing up in my sleep and waking up with my bed and floor covered and the smell lingered for a good two months.
(, Thu 19 Jun 2008, 22:10, closed)
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