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Sometimes, just sometimes, old people say something worth listening to. Ok, so it's like picking the needle out of a whole haystack of mis-remembered war stories, but those gems should be celebrated.
Tell us something worthwhile an old-type person has told you.
Note, we're leaving the definition of old up to you, you smooth-skinned youngsters.
( , Thu 19 Jun 2008, 16:16)
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my grandmother told me to "Have sex with fat girls, they'll appreciate it more"
Bless her. This is the same Grandmother who also asked me if the Internet was open on Christmas Day.
( , Fri 20 Jun 2008, 15:58, 13 replies)
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The really hot babes tend to be lousy lays. As someone recently phrased it to me, they just lie there and wait to be serviced.
The most sexually appealing part of any woman is her mind.
( , Fri 20 Jun 2008, 16:01, closed)
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And Gibbon, with influences like that from your elder relatives, I'm not surprised that you'll be "coming into Paddington" later.
( , Fri 20 Jun 2008, 16:09, closed)
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...and good point Thunderdonkey.
Crow, I'm leaving now. See you soon. I have good news.
( , Fri 20 Jun 2008, 16:18, closed)
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...with big brass knobs on.
edit: baz - ...no, I can't actually think of a suitably witty response. Mindfuck ftw!!
( , Fri 20 Jun 2008, 16:20, closed)
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May they appreciate it more, but they feel better too :) feeling bones/muscle/sinew on a girl = yucky. Give me a nice soft fat girl any day.
( , Fri 20 Jun 2008, 16:45, closed)
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We also like it if the guy has a bit of meat on them as well.
( , Fri 20 Jun 2008, 17:25, closed)
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I've got a "bit of meat" on me.
By that I mean I'm a bit chubby. I don't actually have a penis.
*cries*
( , Fri 20 Jun 2008, 17:46, closed)
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You're normal sized. You're the right size. I enjoyed feeling you.
( , Fri 20 Jun 2008, 17:55, closed)
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I'd like to have a feel sometime in the future!
( , Fri 20 Jun 2008, 18:06, closed)
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She said "Ahem" very loudly. :(
( , Fri 20 Jun 2008, 18:19, closed)
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well, if I can give you a little squeeze*, that'll be plenty good enough.
*no, not there
( , Fri 20 Jun 2008, 18:29, closed)
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