Nobody ever laid on their death bed
and wished they'd spent more time at the office.
( ..wil, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 2:24, 7 replies)

Christ
I'm going to lay on my deathbead and wish I'd spent LESS time hearing that bit of wisdom.

I don't know how overused it is in the UK, but here in the States it's only second in the Overused and Horrifying Cliche Cup to "Every moment is a gift, that's why they call it the present."

Ugh.
(not here, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 3:17, closed)

I've never heard that
so I think it less widely used in the UK.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 8:20, closed)

CHRISTONAFUCKINGBIKE
""Every moment is a gift, that's why they call it the present."

Something inside me died when I read that.
( Ring Of Fire A petty, drooling belming butthurt retard., Mon 23 Jun 2008, 9:00, closed)

I thought
that everything was a "blessing" in the US and A...?
(Vice Admiral Sir Charles Cockbrush KCB MBE DSO, who is finding it increasingly difficult to log into b3ta.com wants to duck your aunt and kick your puppy, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 11:32, closed)

they might
if they worked in a brothel.
(apeloverage committed the vile act of onanism on, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 12:58, closed)

Working
I think there's also - no one worked so hard that milk came out their nose (from laughter I suppose).
(Benzyl, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 20:27, closed)