Advice from Old PeopleSometimes, just sometimes, old people say something worth listening to. Ok, so it's like picking the needle out of a whole haystack of mis-remembered war stories, but those gems should be celebrated.
Tell us something worthwhile an old-type person has told you.
Note, we're leaving the definition of old up to you, you smooth-skinned youngsters.
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chthonic, Thu 19 Jun 2008, 16:16)
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I'm not that oldbut my advice, based on recent experience, is that yelling "Oi! Cunt Face" to get the attention of people who almost hit you with their cars twice whilst ignoring clearly labelled one way systems and then walk off across the car park with their earphones in without acknowledging their mistake is surprisingly good fun.
(, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 8:55, 3 replies)
Providedthey aren't huge great bears of men who come after you with a crowbar.
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K2k6 has a proper job these days, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 8:57,
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That's trueI should have clarified the advice by adding, this is most effective if the person you are yelling at is a scrawny twunt in an ill fitting suit, and you're a fairly well built bloke with a really pissed off look on your face.
It would also probably be bad against a large group of chavs who look like they might be carrying knives.
(, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 8:59, closed)
You live in (that place you live in)and you'll happily shout "OI! Cuntface!"? That's crazy, that is.
Anyone could, and would, think you're talking about them.
(, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 9:45, closed)
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