guy at work
I'm working on a building site at the moment and this painter and decorator WILL NOT SHUT THE FUCK UP!

So far, he's told me:

How to get to Redcar by B roads
How to claim on insurance if a stray cat gets your glasses
What to see in New Zealand
Where to buy the best paint
How to do my job
How to use caulk
Not to leave fingerprints anywhere

HE IS A FUCKING BORE AND I WISH THE OLD BASTARD WOULD RETIRE FULLY. the cunt.
(badfox1 wonders who he's played by this episode on, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 21:12, 3 replies)

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He's your dad really isn't he?
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 21:21, closed)

i am a plumber
that is to say i actually have a trade.
i am 38 yoa and have spent the best part of 3 decades gathering knowledge, developing skills and basically perfecting my art.
it is a highly technical job that i (and the apprentice) do every day.
and flongtards like him make the following longstanding joke all the better...





what do you call a tradesman without a trade?






a painter and decorator!








hahahahahahahaahaha!








fuck him!








cos he's a useless arsehole and sucks cock!









every time you hear a noise coming from his general direction just remember that...










and have a click xxx
( blaireau69 , the Cumbrian Travis Bickle., Tue 24 Jun 2008, 22:53, closed)

~I know the feeling
i'm a bar man ans everyday the same 4'2" fountain of boring knowledge taxi driver man decides to stand for a good 2/3 your telling me what he is having for his tea, where he bought it, how much it cost, how much it cost in 1942, what the shop used to be in 1942, all the previous owners of said shop, where their family worked/grew up/got married/ had corns removed.

fucking sameday different ingredients
(D-Fenz Who put bacon in the soap?, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 11:30, closed)