Advice from Old PeopleSometimes, just sometimes, old people say something worth listening to. Ok, so it's like picking the needle out of a whole haystack of mis-remembered war stories, but those gems should be celebrated.
Tell us something worthwhile an old-type person has told you.
Note, we're leaving the definition of old up to you, you smooth-skinned youngsters.
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chthonic, Thu 19 Jun 2008, 16:16)
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hmmmmmmmMy Gran once told me....
Never look a badger in the eye on a Tuesday
If it's raining in the village down the road
If you see a frog on a Saturday or Wednesday
It's probably not a frog, but a toad.
The wind that blows from the West is better
Than the wind that blows from the South
Your Grampy likes a blowjob on a Sunday Morning
But I don't let him come in my mouth.
....never forgot it.
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insignificantsnivellinglittleturd I Like Peas, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 15:29,
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LolsTwisted just plain twisted, i love it
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MenluiNo my friend, twisted would have involved retorting with something along the lines of 'oh she always swallowed for me' or somesuch.
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^^^...she did...(for me)
how did you know?
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insignificantsnivellinglittleturd I Like Peas, Thu 26 Jun 2008, 8:42,
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