Advice from Old PeopleSometimes, just sometimes, old people say something worth listening to. Ok, so it's like picking the needle out of a whole haystack of mis-remembered war stories, but those gems should be celebrated.
Tell us something worthwhile an old-type person has told you.
Note, we're leaving the definition of old up to you, you smooth-skinned youngsters.
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chthonic, Thu 19 Jun 2008, 16:16)
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If its got two tits and a cuntfuck it.
Given by my drunken father, to one of my friends.
(, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 18:10, 5 replies)
He sounds charming.I assume you're an only child? Or that you only have half siblings? Because most of the women I know wouldn't go twice with someone like that...
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The Resident Loon Not a demographic. Do not measure., Wed 25 Jun 2008, 18:22,
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Forget "twice"How about "never"?
(, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 18:30, closed)
noooo!don't fuck it, its Bros from the eighties
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bazza van der trance , ooh baby baby, baby baby. Get up on this., Thu 26 Jun 2008, 0:04,
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he was drunkso please make allowances. He was only trying to make my friend, who had just pulled the foulest creation, feel a little better; as we had ripped him for a good few hours.
actually i have a younger sister and my parents are happily married.
(, Thu 26 Jun 2008, 0:04, closed)
Paul MCartney says...I couldnt agree more.
Oh 'tits'! Thought you said legs.
(, Thu 26 Jun 2008, 12:59, closed)
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