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Sometimes, just sometimes, old people say something worth listening to. Ok, so it's like picking the needle out of a whole haystack of mis-remembered war stories, but those gems should be celebrated.

Tell us something worthwhile an old-type person has told you.

Note, we're leaving the definition of old up to you, you smooth-skinned youngsters.

(, Thu 19 Jun 2008, 16:16)
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The very first time I used a cash machine, it asked whether I would like an advice slip with my crisp new fiver. Of course I said yes, hoping for a cryptic fortune-cookie-esque riddle but expecting just to be told to keep my PIN a secret.

Imagine my disappointment when it turned out just to be receipt.
(, Thu 26 Jun 2008, 13:02, 3 replies)
^^
I saw a sign advertising lapdancing once. Imagine my disappointment when it turned out to be a bloke in a big fur coat with a husky.
(, Thu 26 Jun 2008, 13:11, closed)
But did he still have dead eyes?
Did the huskie?
(, Thu 26 Jun 2008, 13:15, closed)
@wookie
He certianly looked like he'd rather be somewhere else.
(, Thu 26 Jun 2008, 13:30, closed)

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