One Night Stands
Freddie Woo says: "I was young and desperate, she was older, divorced and was sick on me. Seemed an acceptable criticism at the time." Tell us about your one night stand disasters, or lie about your triumphs.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 13 Mar 2014, 16:05)
Alright guys
Let's have a good QOTW this time round - minimal bad puns and general ass-hattery (not even the good kind).
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MrTeapot hasn't played with himself since, Thu 13 Mar 2014, 16:34,
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oh ok then
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The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Thu 13 Mar 2014, 16:41,
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I might actually not be an asshat this week,
just because you asked quite nicely.
Only might, mind... only might.
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eViLegion Chief Commissioner of the Scottish Lunacy Board, Thu 13 Mar 2014, 16:43,
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broadsword now that's fresh, Thu 13 Mar 2014, 18:27,
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Thought you liked breasts???
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edjogs Collared doves are shit., Thu 13 Mar 2014, 18:53,
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i like breasts
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broadsword now that's fresh, Thu 13 Mar 2014, 18:59,
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Nooooo
oooo!
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MrTeapot hasn't played with himself since, Thu 13 Mar 2014, 18:56,
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Good to see you're setting the standing by posting a story and not being a whining asshat here.
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Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Fri 14 Mar 2014, 10:06,
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Pfffft
Like I've ever had a one night stand, or sex.
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MrTeapot hasn't played with himself since, Fri 14 Mar 2014, 14:03,
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