One Night Stands
Freddie Woo says: "I was young and desperate, she was older, divorced and was sick on me. Seemed an acceptable criticism at the time." Tell us about your one night stand disasters, or lie about your triumphs.
( , Thu 13 Mar 2014, 16:05)
Freddie Woo says: "I was young and desperate, she was older, divorced and was sick on me. Seemed an acceptable criticism at the time." Tell us about your one night stand disasters, or lie about your triumphs.
( , Thu 13 Mar 2014, 16:05)
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I have some simple pieces of advice:
1. If a fellow queer says they "just happened to have some nappies left by a relative", they're lying. Whatever floats your boat mate, but the idea of buggery with a baby is not my cup of tea.
2. Never go anywhere without cab fare home, lest you end up lost and stranded in one of the stranger parts of Gateshead still drunk and due at work an hour later.
3. Be suspicious of good blow jobs; keep a lookout for a glass by the bedside with false teeth in it.
( , Thu 13 Mar 2014, 20:29, 8 replies)
1. If a fellow queer says they "just happened to have some nappies left by a relative", they're lying. Whatever floats your boat mate, but the idea of buggery with a baby is not my cup of tea.
2. Never go anywhere without cab fare home, lest you end up lost and stranded in one of the stranger parts of Gateshead still drunk and due at work an hour later.
3. Be suspicious of good blow jobs; keep a lookout for a glass by the bedside with false teeth in it.
( , Thu 13 Mar 2014, 20:29, 8 replies)
No, just recalling my disappointment...
...at finding out that the nice fella with whom I was looking forward to a bundle turned out to have a creepy kink. If I wanted to fuck kids I'd have read broadcasting instead of engineering.
( , Thu 13 Mar 2014, 20:36, closed)
...at finding out that the nice fella with whom I was looking forward to a bundle turned out to have a creepy kink. If I wanted to fuck kids I'd have read broadcasting instead of engineering.
( , Thu 13 Mar 2014, 20:36, closed)
re. 3 - and? You seem to say gummy jobs are a bad thing.
4. Keep some toilet paper in your wallet.
( , Thu 13 Mar 2014, 20:45, closed)
4. Keep some toilet paper in your wallet.
( , Thu 13 Mar 2014, 20:45, closed)
Yeah I was wondering if the nappies were there for dealing with the effects of over-enthusiastic bumfun.
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My friends wife is unbelievably gullible
A gay friend of theirs told her that he had to wear a tampon up his gaping asshole to prevent him from shitting himself
( , Fri 14 Mar 2014, 11:40, closed)
A gay friend of theirs told her that he had to wear a tampon up his gaping asshole to prevent him from shitting himself
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