One Night Stands
Freddie Woo says: "I was young and desperate, she was older, divorced and was sick on me. Seemed an acceptable criticism at the time." Tell us about your one night stand disasters, or lie about your triumphs.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 13 Mar 2014, 16:05)
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Has your mum been done?
I assume numerous times by different people is the answer.
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Muns, Thu 13 Mar 2014, 20:55,
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She has three kids so at least twice.
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Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 13 Mar 2014, 21:05,
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Erm, no.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 13 Mar 2014, 21:36,
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I'm a twin. Don't tell me how to count.
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Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 13 Mar 2014, 21:37,
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Testing
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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 13 Mar 2014, 21:47,
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Huh, thought they'd fixed 2.0 for a moment there
As you were. Your mum's probably a slag or something.
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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 13 Mar 2014, 21:49,
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Possibly. I'll ask my dad.
Why don't you ask y...oh no you can't.
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Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 13 Mar 2014, 23:11,
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You've got that ass-backwards as usual
I could call him any time I want, I just don't - he's the one desperate to be part of my awesome life, not the other way around.
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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 14 Mar 2014, 10:09,
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Hahahaha. Course he is.
Hahahahahahahahahooooooo. That's good. Well done. Hahaha.
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Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Fri 14 Mar 2014, 11:16,
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*shrug*
whatever man, I've got better things to do than try and convince a moron
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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 14 Mar 2014, 12:11,
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Clearly.
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Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Fri 14 Mar 2014, 12:16,
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There are triplets, too.
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uncle_bud is not the jelly roll king., Fri 14 Mar 2014, 0:17,
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I'm not a triplet. Don't tell me how to count.
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Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Fri 14 Mar 2014, 8:40,
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Never.
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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 13 Mar 2014, 22:00,
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