One Night StandsFreddie Woo says: "I was young and desperate, she was older, divorced and was sick on me. Seemed an acceptable criticism at the time." Tell us about your one night stand disasters, or lie about your triumphs.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 13 Mar 2014, 16:05)
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If you didn't want people to take the piss out of you for shagging captain aspergers, you should have kept your knickers on.(
BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Fri 14 Mar 2014, 9:26,
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it felt like I had done, believe me but i don't see why it precludes reminding everyone that old metal face couldn't get laid in a rug shop
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rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 14 Mar 2014, 9:29,
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We could take the piss out of piston shitting in your cunt instead if you like.Have you got a thing for awkward internet weirdos?
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BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Fri 14 Mar 2014, 9:42,
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its impressive that he managed to do it by post though(, Fri 14 Mar 2014, 9:57, closed)
Nonsense, he fell asleep with his embarrassment still in your unpleasantness.(
BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Fri 14 Mar 2014, 9:59,
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it's too good a description to ruin it with a bit of truthi'll let it lie
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rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 14 Mar 2014, 10:23,
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it's a click from me!(, Fri 14 Mar 2014, 9:33, closed)
that mouse button isn't a real clitoris, you knowwhy don't you try paying a hooker, just to get it out of the way?
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rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 14 Mar 2014, 9:50,
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