One Night Stands
Freddie Woo says: "I was young and desperate, she was older, divorced and was sick on me. Seemed an acceptable criticism at the time." Tell us about your one night stand disasters, or lie about your triumphs.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 13 Mar 2014, 16:05)
I saw a naked lady on the internet.
As I looked at her woo-woo I fiddled with my winky until it exploded goo. And I never even knew her name.
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Tugnut Ex of this parish, Mon 17 Mar 2014, 19:07,
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Hale and Pace called.
They're looking to hire you as a writer.
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.Yeti., Mon 17 Mar 2014, 21:55,
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You're forgetting Justin Lee Collins and Alan Carr.
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Happy Phantom has been to Hastings, Brighton, and Eastbourne too, Tue 18 Mar 2014, 9:26,
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Just her woo-woo?
Not interested in her boobies then?
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idonthaveafunnynickname Drink-Aware? Sure. I'm aware I want another drink., Tue 18 Mar 2014, 10:39,
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