I used to work in a branch of a well known electronics retailer.
Turnover was down, Currys had opened next door and when they merged with PC World we were on our arses. Rumours of closure were rife and morale was lower than a prolapsed clunge. Our manager asked for ideas to save the store and I came up with what I thought was a novel one. There was a discount card shop next door which did very good trade. I suggested to my boss that on special occassions we put bunches of flowers across our front to make it one stop for the card buyers. There wasn't a florists within a mile. Just in time for Valentine's day a van-load of blooms was delivered and I put them on display. Sure enough, they went like hot cakes and we sold the lot by 8pm closing time. We made an extra seven hundred pounds profit. And that was just for one night's Tandy's asters.
( edjogs Collared doves are shit., Mon 17 Mar 2014, 19:26, 5 replies)

no

( rofl harris, Mon 17 Mar 2014, 19:33, closed)

Straws: clutched.

(eViLegion Chief Commissioner of the Scottish Lunacy Board, Mon 17 Mar 2014, 19:51, closed)

Out.

( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Mon 17 Mar 2014, 20:37, closed)

Sweet Jesus. Rick Fathelme was banned for less.

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Mon 17 Mar 2014, 22:20, closed)

Please leave the internet.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 17 Mar 2014, 22:43, closed)