One Night StandsFreddie Woo says: "I was young and desperate, she was older, divorced and was sick on me. Seemed an acceptable criticism at the time." Tell us about your one night stand disasters, or lie about your triumphs.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 13 Mar 2014, 16:05)
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You've never so much as touched a real woman, have you.Still, I confess that I did wonder what sort of awful pun you were going to wrangle from your wank fantasy.
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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 18 Mar 2014, 9:56,
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As the Lothian and Borders Police can attestI have touched many women, some real and some which were actually men.
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