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Freddie Woo says: "I was young and desperate, she was older, divorced and was sick on me. Seemed an acceptable criticism at the time." Tell us about your one night stand disasters, or lie about your triumphs.

(I helped save b3ta! Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 13 Mar 2014, 16:05)
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What this QOTW tells me
about the average B3taian.

None of us are capable of hooking up with birds/slags.

80'ish of us are liars pretending they've seen/touched a vag in the stinky flesh.

At least I don't feel alone now. #continues masturbating to weird porn in a dark room at home and occasionally hitting b3ta link for a breather.
(mad_dan Stilton or knob cheese ma'am?, Wed 19 Mar 2014, 11:07, 15 replies)
^charmless perpetual virgin^

(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 19 Mar 2014, 11:15, closed)
^charmless perpetual virgin^

(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Wed 19 Mar 2014, 11:33, closed)
^charmless perpetual virgin^

(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 19 Mar 2014, 12:02, closed)
^harmless perceptual German^

(I helped save b3ta! BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Wed 19 Mar 2014, 12:14, closed)
^armless habitual sturgeon^

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 19 Mar 2014, 12:50, closed)
^hapless nipple surgeon^

(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 19 Mar 2014, 12:59, closed)
^prick^

(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Wed 19 Mar 2014, 13:36, closed)
best John le Carré etc etc

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 19 Mar 2014, 15:05, closed)
I don't know about you, virgin, but I tend to avoid lasses with no self respect.

(I helped save b3ta! BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Wed 19 Mar 2014, 11:20, closed)
I'm going out on a limb here
but I reckon one's chances of having any kind of relationship are diminished to approximately zero if one habitually refers to 'hooking up with a slag'.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 19 Mar 2014, 11:23, closed)
No doubt the ones with self-respect avoid people like you and Shambo.

(I helped save b3ta! d.r._and_quinch when will you be famous?, Wed 19 Mar 2014, 12:49, closed)
In real life we're a pair of complete gentlemen.

(I helped save b3ta! BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Wed 19 Mar 2014, 12:56, closed)
Did you reply to a random thread by mistake?

(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 19 Mar 2014, 12:58, closed)
I think "one night stands" was a fair choice for the question,
in so much as I reckon a couple of people on here might have gotten laid once.
(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Wed 19 Mar 2014, 11:35, closed)
2 out
of about 95,000? Nah!
(I helped save b3ta! social hand grenade I was a lurker before you were a lurker, Wed 19 Mar 2014, 19:34, closed)

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