One Night Stands
Freddie Woo says: "I was young and desperate, she was older, divorced and was sick on me. Seemed an acceptable criticism at the time." Tell us about your one night stand disasters, or lie about your triumphs.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 13 Mar 2014, 16:05)
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What this QOTW tells me
about the average B3taian.
None of us are capable of hooking up with birds/slags.
80'ish of us are liars pretending they've seen/touched a vag in the stinky flesh.
At least I don't feel alone now. #continues masturbating to weird porn in a dark room at home and occasionally hitting b3ta link for a breather.
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mad_dan Stilton or knob cheese ma'am?, Wed 19 Mar 2014, 11:07,
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^charmless perpetual virgin^
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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Wed 19 Mar 2014, 11:33,
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^charmless perpetual virgin^
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 19 Mar 2014, 12:02,
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^harmless perceptual German^
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BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Wed 19 Mar 2014, 12:14,
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^armless habitual sturgeon^
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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 19 Mar 2014, 12:50,
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^prick^
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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Wed 19 Mar 2014, 13:36,
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best John le Carré etc etc
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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 19 Mar 2014, 15:05,
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I don't know about you, virgin, but I tend to avoid lasses with no self respect.
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BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Wed 19 Mar 2014, 11:20,
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In real life we're a pair of complete gentlemen.
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BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Wed 19 Mar 2014, 12:56,
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I think "one night stands" was a fair choice for the question,
in so much as I reckon a couple of people on here might have gotten laid once.
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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Wed 19 Mar 2014, 11:35,
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2 out
of about 95,000? Nah!
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social hand grenade I was a lurker before you were a lurker, Wed 19 Mar 2014, 19:34,
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