One Night Stands
Freddie Woo says: "I was young and desperate, she was older, divorced and was sick on me. Seemed an acceptable criticism at the time." Tell us about your one night stand disasters, or lie about your triumphs.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 13 Mar 2014, 16:05)
If that's what 'famous female writer' means to you. Then yes, I fucked JK Rowling.
There are others, you know.
But if kiddie books are your thing...
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Albert Marshmallow is a completely irredeemable cunt, Wed 19 Mar 2014, 13:55,
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^ashamed of having fucked JK Rowling^
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BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Wed 19 Mar 2014, 13:59,
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The stroppy mare wouldn't accept a lift on his moped.
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Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 19 Mar 2014, 15:23,
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expeditus vesparamus!
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Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 19 Mar 2014, 15:33,
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Very good.
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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Wed 19 Mar 2014, 17:56,
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haha
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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 19 Mar 2014, 21:26,
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