Tutor
I have a strange kind of humour at the best of times, but unleash it more when drunk...

So one of my tutors is heavily into LOTR. And for some strange reason I know she is newly married. After getting four hours sleep in the previous 48 and finishing two essays, I start drinking immediately. After several pints of stella I switched from PS to the net and found the LOTR pic below. I remembered I had not thanked her for giving me a potentially year-saving week's extension on the essay so proceeded to email her. At the end of the email I finished:

"Oh, by the way saw this and thought of you (don't worry, I know you're married)."

Don't worry, I know you're married.

DON'T WORRY, I KNOW YOU'RE MARRIED :|

As I sent this it was a drink delayed Onosecond. Needless to say she (who always replied pretty sharpish) completely ignored email, until I had to email her again for a query a couple of weeks later and received the most unpersonalised email possible, re-assuring me that she thought myself to be a stalker (she was American as well, which doesn't help things on the let's be rational scale ho ho).


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It's a shame Lennon didn't have one of these, boom boom.

(He really shouldn't have ordered the death of all those poor Russians moob moob).
(Lannes, Thu 26 May 2005, 11:20, Reply)