You don't want to be *ahem* playing with your girlfriend,
with your cell phone in your soon-to-be-removed trousers, trust me. You might accidentally call her mother, of all people. And what did the cunt do when she realised it was a mistake? Did she hang up? No, of course not, she listened in for a whole 10 minutes (cost me quite a bit of money too), during which inappropriate things were said and ditto sounds were screamed. Then, in the heat of the action, she started shouting "Hello, anyone there!?" at the top of her voice, just to make sure we'd know that she had heard everything. Total embarrassment ensued.

Family dinners at her place have never been the same again.
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