It was a really good joke though
i was friends with a girl i had grown up with and we always laughed around etc and becuase i knew her well, i could moon her and play other boyish jokes and she'd find it gross, but funny.

anyway, id sometimes send her rude jokes by txt. so one day i d heard a really good one from a friend and i sent the following text to her:

Whats the difference between a pizza delivery boy and a gynaecologist?

They can both smell it, but cant eat it.

As soon as i pressed send i realized her dad was a retired gynaecologist.

it was a few years ago and all i can remember is frantically tryig to pull out the phone battery in an attempt to stop the radio waves reaching her phone.

it didnt work and she got it. i replyed with an apology, an "oops" and then i said i was gonna bang my head off a wall. she saw the funny side. but neither of us have mentioned it since.

she was grossed out as hell though with the thought of her dad smelling vagina. *ahem*

time for me to go home. (no jokes about length this time, im too disgusted with myself)
(Mr Moo Cow - HairyBeef, Thu 26 May 2005, 17:28, Reply)