Not meself, but I see loads every day
I work in tech support for an internet company in the UK, which just plain sucks. But what cheers me up is the amount of complaints I get with spammage. People receiving "Enlarge your penis", "Enhance your sexlife" and the "I got your email address so I'm gonna send you some teenage action with boys" which circulates the net as per normal.

The best one I got was this oldish mother who rung in and was swearing hysterically at me. I was close to ending this call directly (we aint paid to be a swearbox, no sir), but for some strange reason I decided to persist. Ho ho ho glad I did.

She tells me that she stuck her inbox on and started to download her email, and went into the kitchen to make a cuppa. While stirring her tea, she can hear her ten year old son laughing by the computer. So she comes in and views the preview pane....which has a blonde gamming off a horse. Bless.

She shouted at me, as if I sent the fecking thing. She then asks me the immortal question "How do you explain to your twelve year old about a woman pleasuring a horse?". It took all my strength not to laugh and say "Don't need to...a picture says a thousand words."

Apols for length, but if she was doing a horse she could take it.
( Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Thu 26 May 2005, 17:52, Reply)