Inappropriate stuff
Backin the early 90's before text and email, we used phones! Quaint but true!
Anyway, a fellow colleague had one of those dash board stress "reducers" that were the rage then. When you pressed a button it called the sales rep who just cut you up on a roundabout a "cnut", at a very high volume.

Various combinations of buttons, could if pressed quickly enough, could make amusing sweary phrases.......
.....such as "fuck you!-stupid!-cnut!"

At work for a laugh we would phone each others extentions and play it down the phone except..........

I did it by accident to the Boss and his Deputy. On the remote speaker phone facility, so they didnt even have to answer.

I actually ran to their office and physically prostrated myself at their feet and grovelled my apology, before they even had time to thinks about a P45.

I still cringe.
( Fire & Forget it's the only way to be sure, Thu 26 May 2005, 19:35, Reply)