i hope to god my brother never reads this
ill keep it vague so my identity is safe hehe.

i was on holiday with my family somewhere in the UK and we were staying in an unmovable caravan (one of those fixed ones).
after travelling for a few hours to get there i was kinda sweaty, so i decided to have a shower after unpacking etc.

i hadnt had a wank for a few hours though, so i decided to knock one off whilst i was cleansing myself.

when i was done i came out, my mum asked me if i was shaving, which i thought was quite strange cos it was obvious i hadnt.

later on, when my bro was walking around, i noticed the caravan REALLY shook - even with the slightest movements. my face dropped as a realised why my mum asked me that question. it was more of an onoweek. i couldnt wait to get home where i could hide in the unjudgmental corner of my room.

i have a horrible mental image of the caravan shaking in time with the pounding of my wrist.

no apologies. (what else can i say, everyone is gay..)
(Mr Moo Cow - HairyBeef, Fri 27 May 2005, 1:29, Reply)